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Copyrighted to Eric Sim
Copyrighted to Eric Sim

Friday, March 09, 2007

~feeLing greeK? watcH 300!~


i mUz saY thaT 300 is oNe oF d besT epic muVees i'Ve watcHed. i'M puttinG all my thumBs uP (& eveN my toEs!) in favOur of thiS muVee. d effecTs & cinematograPhy aRe suPerb!! iTs aLso greaT eye caNdy fOr hiM & her aLike. hurHurhUr. watCh d dispLaY of booBies, muscLuLar arMs & feeT & greaT fashiOn tOo! ;o) maKes me wuNder if d greeKs in ancieNt hisTory WERE indeeD seXy peoPle. heHehe.

300 is a narraTive of d couRage, honour & gLory of 300 spaRtan man whO wenT into battLe with greaT vaLour againSt thoUsands of PersiaNs at the
Hot Gate of Thermopylae. as Free meN, leoNidas, d spaRtan kiNg led hiS armY of 300 meN, spaRtan's finEst warriOrs agaiNst Xerxes, d seLf-procLaimed "goD-kiNG", who haD threateneD to coNquer aLL of greeCe. foR suM1 whO goEs arOund on a LavisH daiS-lie thingY carriEd by sLaves & judginG frOm his voiCe, i thOught Xerxes was raTher gaY. HaAa!

suCh fiNe dispLay of warriOr hOod, battLe formatiOns & wiT in d fiGht sceNes of diS epIc. thOugh i muz saY lah, thaT @ suM parts, i was coVering my eYes & criNging as d sHarp sPears of d spartans wenT thrU' d unfOrtunaTe fLeshes of d persiaNs.

LeoniDas biddinG his queeN, gorGo & his soN, Pleistarchos as he leaVes for battLe..

i lurVe d wiT & humoUr pepPereD in d script of thiS muVee. i especiaLLy loVe leoNidas's wiFe. sHe exuberaTes coNfidencE & a woMan in controL, yeT, suPportiVe of her husBand & his beLiefs. whO caN forGet her exchaNge wiF d persiAn messeNger whO had insuLted hEr worDs: "onLy sparTaN woMen giVe birTh to REAL maN." hurHurHur..

theMes sucH as chiValry, loyaLty, loVe - roMantic & famiLy & legaCies are expLored in thiS wunderfuL reteLLing of cLassicaL-liKe historY. not suRe thoUgh of d accuracY of d hisTory in d mUvee thOugh; but weLL, its a muVee isN't it?

watCh ouT for d 4-MinUte appearanCe of d sexY bOobs-bearinG oracLe, hoT seX btwN leoNidas & his wiFe, gorGo & of koS, meN in battLe in red capes & skimPy loin clOth-Like battLe suiT (haa! iroNy!). u'd enjOy d muVee, i'M sure of thaT!

~We Spartans have descended from Hercules himself. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender. Taught that death in the battlefield is the greatest glory he could achieve in his life. Spartans: the finest soldiers the world has ever known.~

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Posted by ~peNgLipuR LaRa~ at 8:12 AM

whaT? mE?

25.

muVee bUFF.

iMpuLsiVe VCD-HunteR.

mY escaPe.

mY reLieF.

wHere's d Line betweeN pHantasY & faNtasY??

juZ waTch LaaH!

kindly.talk.booK.


d untoUchabLez

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